I'm just histrionic, and like talking about myself.
-Longest relationship:
Nearly 5 years, with Crystal.
-Shortest relationship:
Something like a month and a half, with Lindsey.
-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?
Three of 'em, that mattered. I'm not counting 6th grade "I LOVE YOU SOOOO MCUH!" stuff.
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were dating?
Yes. I think after 4 years of happiness, I'm entitled to believe certain things.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Oh god... Love always burns at first. It's that feeling of utter longing, where you MUST spend every moment you can together, or you're going to die. You just KNOW that the pain of separation is going to leave you dead, some day. Luckily, that cools off, and you just wanna spend time together and shag a bunch.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Yeah, I have. It's not fun, especially when you we're just winning an argument. It's like The Price Is Right.
"The Contestant that is closest to right without making the other contestant cry will win a place in the showcase showdown."
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I'm generally happier when I have someone to focus all my nervous energy on.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. It fuckin' sucked.
-What is your favorite thing about the preferred sex?
On girls, I like a sparkling wit, and an undefinable charm.
On boys, I like broad shoulders and a big dong.
Which one of those sounds shallow? (btw, This is not one of the questions of the survey.)
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Snapped in half, for sure.
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Recently, even. It was mutual, I thought, but I guess I was wrong. Now she'll have nothing to do with me, and I
know that's for the better.
-Talk to any of your exes?
For sure! I still game with one of them, every once in a while.
-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your ex's, would you?
Oh hell, no. I'm way better off without any of them. Plus, I'm not one to damage the time-space continuum.
-Think any of your ex's feel the same way?
I'm sure there are doubts, in their hearts. There are always doubts!
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I'm a decidedly devoted one, that's for sure. I don't cheat, I don't lie, and I try to be there, as best I can. What more could you ask for?
I mean, sure I can be a little histrionic, I like to hear myself talk, and my ego is fairly easily bruised, but once you get past all that, I'm a catch ;-)
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
HA! Crystal and I we're TERRIBLE to each other. Lots of subtle mental abuse, and a fair bit of possessiveness on both our parts.
-Have you dated someone older then you?
Crystal is two years older, than me, and Adrienne was older by one.
-Younger?
By two years.
-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Maybe I regret losing my virginity at 13... maybe.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I guess. Just don't let 'em walk on you.
-Believe in love at first sight?
Nope, but I do believe in finding someone, and knowing. You can't just look at someone and be like "WE GON MAKE BABEEZ!"
-Ever dated two people at once?
In 8th grade, I had a ren-faire girlfriend, and an in school girlfriend... and a boy I was having sex with. I was busy.
-Do you want to get married?
Not right now, lets say.
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
Something like "When are we going to mall, next?" lol I'm on good terms with most of them.
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Kiiiiiinda. I had a year-long romance with a girl who was dating someone else. We loved each other, but she never got up the nerve to axe the jerk.
-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Just about all the time. I tend to get infatuated qucikly, but if feelings aren't reciprocated quickly, I cool down fast.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Yes. It's a weight that cannot be lifted. It is a wound that is most difficult to heal. It fucking sucks.
-Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
In a manner of speaking.